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We think that, in addition to Republican, Executive and Judicial institutions, good government should provide states and the nation as a whole the facilities with which to participate in legislation, directly and/or in a cameral house chosen by lottery. The American people do believe we are sufficiently edumacated to direct our own affairs.

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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 12:28 PM

offensive spam and immortality

A new turn in the acres of offensive spam delivered to our Inboxes every day: by taking penis enlargement drugs, you'll be a "Patriot" or a "Hero." Subjects appealing to sense of our patriotism encourage us that if we only had a bigger schlong or a 24-hour erection, we'd achieve that ideal of loyalty to our country.

I'm actually encouraged by this, because it is on its face so stupid that the people who might have fallen for it and sent their credit card number before may actually think, hey, that's stupid, patriotism is just a little more complex than that. So maybe people will finally wake up and get it?

On the other hand, maybe they won't. After all, spammers would not send this crap if they did not get some people on the hook, if they weren't making money. There are probably even some people out there selling the drugs and not just trying to steal your card. So maybe our nation is populated by complete idiots who think that patriotism is measured by the size of one's nads and how many people can be killed with some device or another. Are you one of them? Is that what we're destined to become?

Of the apparent certainty of death in the world as we perceive it, at least that means that the old people running the country will die off and people with more smarts for this kind of bogosity will take over. Sorry folks, but if you can't figure out when someone's trying to scam you on the Internet by now, maybe you should reconsider your assumptions.

And of course on the other hand, we perceive only a world of four dimensions while a world of ten or eleven dimensions filled with a continuous harmony of energy is more likely the case, so maybe death isn't all that certain, either.

While you go about your daily lives today, picking up your kids, writing your emails, buying your groceries, h4xgn ur c0D3, take a second out to think about that.

The mountains of mundane drivel thrown at us every day by those deceived into believing the supremacy of money are only one of the last attempts of evil to ensare our minds, the death throes of a dying age of money-mongers and bomb-lobbers. And when you stop and think about it, this attempt is so pathetic that evil seems desperate, like a desperate con artist shaking at the knees because his time is up and his lender is coming back here to collect. So it's a heartening sign in a way, because it's so stupid.

Real patriotism is one's own natural expression of one's love for all of existence and a will to take risks to protect all of it for those future generations who will understand more than we do.

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